FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler’s first FCBA Chairman’s Dinner...

FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler’s first FCBA Chairman’s Dinner speech began with him being upstaged by his predecessor. When “the FCC chair” was announced, former acting Chairwoman Mignon Clyburn took the podium instead of Wheeler. “Most of you bought your tickets with high expectations when I was the headliner,” Clyburn told the crowd, which numbered more than 1,600 according to FCBA President Joe Di Scipio. After collecting her own laughs, Clyburn yielded the floor to Wheeler. “Why would anyone voluntarily subject themselves to a comedy routine by me or any other FCC chairman,” asked Wheeler, before starting a speech and multimedia presentation that included vintage video from a 1980’s NCTA event at which a much younger, mustachioed Wheeler was serenaded by a group of dancers dubbed “the Tomettes.” Wheeler’s speech advised the gathered attorneys on the best ways to curry favor with his office -- quoting his books is “very good,” asking for autographs is “tacky” -- and was peppered with pictures of his grandchildren and advice on how to find his books on Amazon.com. Wheeler also told the crowd there was enough wine at the event for everyone, but only if the AT&T and Verizon tables agreed to limit their intake -- which comes as the FCC prepares a voluntary broadcast-TV incentive auction where some have called for limiting the top two carriers’ participation. “Thank the broadcasters for sharing,” Wheeler said. He also made many references to his age as the oldest FCC chairman, implying that his interest in the Civil War comes from having witnessed it -- “You just had to be there,” he said -- and saying he doesn’t understand Commissioner Ajit Pai’s references to 1990s R&B group Boyz II Men. “Many people assume this will be my last gig,” Wheeler said. “Are you kidding? I'm that close to being a senior fellow of the Aspen Institute.” Aspen is where many ex-members go immediately after leaving the agency. Wheeler ended his speech on a more serious note, saying the passing of Nelson Mandela made the night “a historically sad evening” and praising the South African leader’s principles and life.